Epic Car Forum Breakup

This is one of the saddest, funniest, craziest things I have ever read.  Read it for yourself.  You get the details slowly, but by the end, you see the whole picture: illegal immigrant live-in boyfriend sperm donor who works 3 nights a week spends all his money on his car and brags on the Acura forum.  Baby mama finds his account open, and dumps him right on the forum.